I usually try to stay indoors, away from downtown on St. Patrick’s Day. But this year I’ve promised to go along on a pub crawl. So I’ll be wearing the obligatory green sweater, shoes that I’m almost ready to throw out and generally things that I won’t be heartbroken about if some random drunk throws up on them. Charming, right? But I can still pretend that I’ll be wearing this amazing malachite dress by Monique Lhuillier and a glorious pair of emerald earrings.